February 2010
January 2010
Trust is like paper. Once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again....
And if you don’t find me on the front page, find a way to say that you saw...
– PTV
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If you need an example for how to live, then you just shouldn’t have been...
– Lil Wayne
It’s sort of like a Chuck-E-Cheese…for dudes.
– The Situation
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I know that love is ultimately the only answer to mankind’s problems. And I’m...
– - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I have the best convo's with this kid
Me: "my cat's balls" = my kitty cat's balls. His dick. His prick. His sack.
J: lols, disss foooo. Well i wanna lick ur balls
Me: Too bad I don't have any. Maybe I'll grow some just for you.
J: oh reallly
Me: Only if you want.
J: but den a private gardener requires a paycheck
Me: And that paycheck would be...
J: hmmm, i dunno. u tell me. ur da employer. poop head
Me: How about some brownies and lemonade. Since you love brownies so much.
J: lemonade. its getting cold